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linear-relationships:

I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.

A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets

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kawaiigod:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

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runningjulez:

this is me every 3 hours

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WiFi:connected
Me:then fucking act like it

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

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Women:I'm pregnant what should I do?
Pro life:keep the baby!
Women:okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?
Pro life:what?
Women:can I have financial help for doctor appointments?
Pro life:ummm.....
Women:can I at least get paid maternity leave?
Pro life:ummm... Excuse me?
Women:the baby is here can I get financial help?
Pro life:I'm sorry do we know you?

"Here are women who sing about sex. Sexuality. Contemporary womanhood. Wholeness. Arrival. […] The record dismantles the idea that marriage, commitment, or monogamy ruins one’s sex life. It challenges the notion that a woman’s life should be lead in complete service to her child. This album is widely successful because it makes women feel good about themselves. I can see how that might be confusing for some […] Detractors decried the album’s explicit content in typical "Won’t someone think of the children?" form, seemingly forgetting that the singer is 32 and under no obligation to parent any child but her own. BEYONCÉ introduces Knowles as a sexual being, not a being sexualized by industry. She communicates her proclivities in her own certain terms. And yes, that may sometimes involve a duration on her knees. No, you may not watch." - From Janet To Beyoncé: Why It Matters When Black Women Sing About Sexuality 

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